Daquan jokes（一）
1:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storms Re: get rid of the word like that is really commit a sin. 2:
Landlord: I put my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!backup text message
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
Landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
Landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
Landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
Landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: hindsight zhugeliang，Like pigs in advance!
7:
Landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Hibiscus, Sister Furong married ... ...
8:
Landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: very happy now ~Because casting pearls before swine is not terrible,Terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
WM Sound Recorder Landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
Landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can! Reply: It is indeed fortunate, because he hit his head on a Mac, And hit his head on the poor landlord, not the durian is the coconut ... ...
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