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The classic joke: toilet woman - Kylie

The classic joke: toilet woman - Kylie

I remember a strange encounter five years ago, it was in the toilet of a cinema occurred. I had arranged to go to the theater, and a group of friends to choose the most recent X cinema. This theater has been pretty calendar, but after a major renovation, was able to attract large number of people admitted to hospital theater tickets, we are on Sunday at her to use the service after rehabilitation.

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Inside decoration is indeed good, neat and comfortable chairs to sit just fine, and air-conditioning and cold enough, it may for this reason that I saw in the movie half, suddenly felt urgency, busy inviting friends to accompany me to the toilet, it is not one willing to accompany me, although my heart was afraid, but they no longer tolerate, the only bile cursory ran from the dark side of the toilet seat. I came back to see the first frame in the twinkling of an eye, a woman squatting in the toilet to find something, because of the really urgent, I did not see her doing that on the final use of cubicles.

When done, wash your hands when I go out, glancing from the mirror behind the woman still inside, her hands caught in the trash a few items into his mouth, seems to relish, when she is back towards me , so I can not see her exactly what to eat, when she suddenly turned toward me, said: "Eat well, ah .......!", mouth also mount a little bloodshot eyes, look at her hands The so-called food to seize something, even after use is discarded sanitary napkins women, and I bolted out of the screaming, ear has heard, "You like to try!" voice of terror.

Audience outside of friends and cast a strange perspective to live in me when I saw the horror just said to them, some daring the audience to see into the toilet, but did not see anything, but I doubt nervous, but I can not explain as much as possible, they believe, pale-faced friends, I was escorted home, and even opera endless.

webcam video After returning home, I was sick a few days, the cinema that I absolutely can not go to it, and also heard that for no reason before the women's toilet in that room collapsed, died in hospital half-way, health care staff in the emergency after another car heard her and said: "Well .... fear of terror ,.... .. ....... ah well .. dirty!" has been the repeated. To know the horrors she saw and I saw the scene is not the same.

Cold Joke

Cold Joke

Traditionally banks even shipped cars to copy these withdrawals, and bank personnel during laughing, and suddenly he asked the couple who like the band, Oujiu honest answer is westlife and backstreet boys,, so forget that for，Who knows he asked "you want to know which band i like?", Even natural to ask,, He replied: "band-aid" ... band-aid .. band-aid. .... Black line, the original joke was not very cold yeah heavenly specialty. . .
backup text message I for a roommate, at twenty, play games all day and night in the bedroom! One day, I saw a joke, as follows:
"After twelve, received the Friends of the small Y's birthday message: on the word: the sofa." So their talk, the heard, silence, staring, after half a day to the sentence: "What do you mean?" Bed laptop online another roommate: "This is colder than that joke!" laughed the other three spray the bedroom!
I very much like to see QB, and like to share some quarters XE sisters joke, he often laughed the moment, but unfortunately no one can understand the dorm (QB Great God, they do not understand you, ah.) Quarters of a girl and a boy is a pair of class, usually talk about everything, so the boys know that I love jokes.
backup sms But I do not know is that one evening class, the other boys told me Laoke class that you know you are among the boys in our class have a nickname? I asked what A: yellow joke sister. . . .

Legend - Chiang club boss

Legend - Chiang club boss

Did not know about our school alumni sent a legend and even our city - Chiang club boss and the legend of classic quotations. Very long. . Spectators please be patient.

First a brief description of Chiang stick it. Chiang stick is a key discipline at the high school director. Yurt, a large back head, his trademark black suit, dressed in the same years. Chiang Chiang name really stick, but Chiang stick only his nickname. Also very loud number, so many parents come to school to get his mouth open all the time: "You are the teacher Chiang stick it?" In addition number have come from no investigation, only know my brother in high school, when everyone is already so him, and now my brother's children will be able to play soy sauce - -! Over time, the default looks like he has this nickname. Mr. Jiang Gun irascible, rude language. The outsider is full of bullies, but most of his classes by the students alike. Very Guaizai.

record webcam video After Syria nonsense, the topic started.

1:It was a Monday of a 02-school, I was just high school. Jiang Zhuren routine lecture on the podium. The whole school was silent. At this time a migrant from the podium leisurely bike ride through, Jiang Zhuren watched the away, then shouted: "I put the little B to come back again!"

2:Jiang Zhuren the value of life a week to fetch water, the result value of the week hit a pot of cold water, over and over again Jiangzhu Ren angrily: "You stupid jerk! Pig! Pig! Pig!"

3:Jiang Zhuren the value of life a week door to his office, but without setting a long time to find, but unfortunately Jiangzhu Ren gave the guard call, also known as a value weeks, the second value and thoughtful of the office, the following two dialogues:
"You are the first of several come from?"
"Second."
"The first is a silly B. "

4:Jiang Zhuren personally attend day late for few minutes before eight o'clock, a girl hurriedly ran into the school.
Jiang Zhuren shouted: "Stop, come so late, you are QJ it!"
Girls small channel: "No, the road ran into an acquaintance."
Jiang Zhuren then shouted: "He got a QJ!!!”
Add helpless girl wronged. . . . .

5:You are his mother grew up drinking milk pig ah?

6:Your head is on the top of the urinal, the urine is alkaline little crystal!

7:Ah you are so hasten to eat shit? You fucking eat shit just to catch heat call it!

8:time: 2004 a Monday
Location: North School playground ceremony
Content: "Who is that classes of students, with Red Hat to see the class teacher to close his mouth that is not on your child to find his pants stuffed!"

9:Class you eat bread, how can you not put the bread on a stool to sit inside from the yard Ding eye it? backup text message

10:A mouth bared your mouth with your toes in that the lid is not afraid of flies under the maggots into it?

11:Gay club one day to a substitute high school in a class of this class in the first row of a male head pad on the table looked at him to see the club came to him and said brush comrades: "You carried the braised pig's head to see you I do! "

12:06 sessions of 03 people who fall just when the school, and the scene was chaotic, he stood on the podium large
Name: You are a student, not the children of rural elders to go to the market to a bitch! !

13:The first day of school, facing the curse of a thousand people all the playground girls said: I will let you turn left, do you buckle nose word!！ 14:You see half of your clothes that reveal a navel son, Baji's dirty, full of mud out of the face to reveal it ~

Legend - Chiang club boss

Legend - Chiang club boss

Did not know about our school alumni sent a legend and even our city - Chiang club boss and the legend of classic quotations. Very long. . Spectators please be patient.

First a brief description of Chiang stick it. Chiang stick is a key discipline at the high school director. Yurt, a large back head, his trademark black suit, dressed in the same years. Chiang Chiang name really stick, but Chiang stick only his nickname. Also very loud number, so many parents come to school to get his mouth open all the time: "You are the teacher Chiang stick it?" In addition number have come from no investigation, only know my brother in high school, when everyone is already so him, and now my brother's children will be able to play soy sauce - -! Over time, the default looks like he has this nickname. Mr. Jiang Gun irascible, rude language. The outsider is full of bullies, but most of his classes by the students alike. Very Guaizai.

record webcam video After Syria nonsense, the topic started.

1:It was a Monday of a 02-school, I was just high school. Jiang Zhuren routine lecture on the podium. The whole school was silent. At this time a migrant from the podium leisurely bike ride through, Jiang Zhuren watched the away, then shouted: "I put the little B to come back again!"

2:Jiang Zhuren the value of life a week to fetch water, the result value of the week hit a pot of cold water, over and over again Jiangzhu Ren angrily: "You stupid jerk! Pig! Pig! Pig!"

3:Jiang Zhuren the value of life a week door to his office, but without setting a long time to find, but unfortunately Jiangzhu Ren gave the guard call, also known as a value weeks, the second value and thoughtful of the office, the following two dialogues:
"You are the first of several come from?"
"Second."
"The first is a silly B. "

4:Jiang Zhuren personally attend day late for few minutes before eight o'clock, a girl hurriedly ran into the school.
Jiang Zhuren shouted: "Stop, come so late, you are QJ it!"
Girls small channel: "No, the road ran into an acquaintance."
Jiang Zhuren then shouted: "He got a QJ!!!”
Add helpless girl wronged. . . . .

5:You are his mother grew up drinking milk pig ah?

6:Your head is on the top of the urinal, the urine is alkaline little crystal!

7:Ah you are so hasten to eat shit? You fucking eat shit just to catch heat call it!

8:time: 2004 a Monday
Location: North School playground ceremony
Content: "Who is that classes of students, with Red Hat to see the class teacher to close his mouth that is not on your child to find his pants stuffed!"

9:Class you eat bread, how can you not put the bread on a stool to sit inside from the yard Ding eye it? backup text message

10:A mouth bared your mouth with your toes in that the lid is not afraid of flies under the maggots into it?

11:Gay club one day to a substitute high school in a class of this class in the first row of a male head pad on the table looked at him to see the club came to him and said brush comrades: "You carried the braised pig's head to see you I do! "

12:06 sessions of 03 people who fall just when the school, and the scene was chaotic, he stood on the podium large
Name: You are a student, not the children of rural elders to go to the market to a bitch! !

13:The first day of school, facing the curse of a thousand people all the playground girls said: I will let you turn left, do you buckle nose word!！ 14:You see half of your clothes that reveal a navel son, Baji's dirty, full of mud out of the face to reveal it ~

Daquan jokes（一）

Daquan jokes（一）

1:

landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storms Re: get rid of the word like that is really commit a sin. 2:

Landlord: I put my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!backup text message



Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...

3:

Landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.

Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.

4:
Landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!

5:
Landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?

6:
Landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: hindsight zhugeliang，Like pigs in advance!
7:

Landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Hibiscus, Sister Furong married ... ...

8:
Landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: very happy now ~Because casting pearls before swine is not terrible,Terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!

9:
WM Sound Recorder Landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !

10:
Landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can! Reply: It is indeed fortunate, because he hit his head on a Mac, And hit his head on the poor landlord, not the durian is the coconut ... ...