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La telefonata di Obama a Berlusconi

In serata il nuovo presidente degli Stati Uniti d'America Barack Obama ha fatto una telefonata al premier italiano Berlusconi. Ecco, da fonti confidenziali, il testo della telefonata:
O: Hallo! Mr. president Berlusconi? I'm Barack Obama!
B: Ciao! Do you speak english?
O: Yes, I do...  
B: Ok, Obama, also me, also me! Ehm...how old are you?
O: I'm...(parlotta con i suoi collaboratori)...excuse me...are you the president Berlusconi? Are you the president of Italy?
B: Yes! I'm Silvio: you are my friend, I love America! Bravo, Bravo!
O: Ok...
B: Mr. Obama, nice to meet you, I love you, you are very American, for me you are like Bush!
O: What...what do you mean?
B: Cioè, cioè you are not bad man, you are not very negher...excuse me...nigger, you are not very nigger. You are normal, you are like me and Bush: for me...you are little bit black, you are almost white! no problem for me! I love you!
O: But...but...I don't understand...(parlotta di nuovo con il suo staff, si sentono delle parole confuse: "this is the wrong number! This is not the Italian president, this is Benigni!").
B: You don't understand? Not problem! If you have any problem, you call me, ok? and...(sottovoce)...if you need "veline"...do you understand "veline"?...in italian "figa"! I have got many figa for you! You have not problem: ghe pensi mi!
O: Ok...mr. Berlusconi, ok...
B: Eh eh! you are my friend, very grande amico!
O: Good night, Mr. Berlusconi...
B: Ciau!