I'm going slightly mad When the outside temperature risesAnd the meaning is oh so clearOne thousand and one yellow daffodilsBegin to dance in front of you - oh dearAre they trying to tell you something?You're missing that one final screwYou're simply not in the pink my dearTo be honest you haven't got a clueI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened - happenedIt finally happened - ooh ohIt finally happenedI'm slightly madOh dearI'm one card short of a full deckI'm not quite the shillingOne wave short of a shipwreckI'm not my usual top billingI'm coming down with a feverI'm really out to seaThis kettle is boiling overI think I'm a banana treeOh dearI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened - happenedIt finally happened - uh huhIt finally happenedI'm slightly madOh dearOoh ooh ah ahOoh ooh ah ahI'm knitting with only one needleUnravelling fast it's trueI'm driving only three wheels these daysBut my dear how about youI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened
It finally happened - oh yesIt finally happenedI'm slightly madJust very slightly madAnd there you have it
