Sveglia- Paul : Darling your hairy legs sting mine all night long!(Giò ma chi hai i spuntuna nte ‘ammi, mi ciunnasti tuttu sta notte!)- Rose : My night was worst…with my eyes barred, while you were snoring like King Kong!(Almeno tu durmisti Pavolo…io fici a nuttata cu ttìa cà ranfuliavi tipo Kinghi Konghi!) Colazione- Paul : Rooose, this coffee taste like water octopus !(Rooosa, stu cafè pari acqua ‘i purpu !)- Rose : Shut up, you’re octopus, with your tentacles under the sheets...(Ma zittuti, cà l’unicu purpu ‘ccà si tù, quannu t’infili ‘nto liettu…) Lavoro- Boss : Mr Brokepussy is impossible, also this morning you’re late…(Signo’ Fecarotta è mai possibile, pure stamattina in ritardo…)- Paul : Sorry boss, my stupid wife found our home where Jesus lost his socks!(Avi raggiuni capo, ma è culpa mìa si dda cosa ‘nutili i me mugghieri truvò a casa unni persi i quasietti u Signuri?)- Boss : “His shoes”, Mr Brokepussy…(Si dice “unni persi i scarpi”, Fecaro’…)- Paul : Noo right, Jesus before lost his shoes, and then his socks, at my home!(Noo, i scarpi u Signuri i persi prima, e a me’ casa persi i quasietti!) Cena- Paul : Darling, I’m very hungry tonight!(Giò haiu un pitittu ca parinu 2!)- Rose : Mmm what a surprise…Let’s go, I prepared your favourite meal for you.(E qual’è a novità…amunì Pavolo ca stasira ti fici a pasta cu furnu)- Paul : What are you saying? Ohhh it’s amazing, you’re a great cooker, my mother was fault!(Ma chi mi stai dicennu, mariiia che beeella, giò tu ta’ firi a cucinari, me’ matri aveva torto…) Dopocena- Rose : I’m boring tonight, Paul let’s go to cinema, come on…(Stasira a televisione un c’è nienti, Pavolo portami o’ cinema amunì… )- Paul : Are you crazy?! Last time was so expensive to go there. Let’s go to bed to make “War and peace” film…before we make war, and then we make love ahahah…(Ma si’ pazza?! Ancora m’abbrucianu i carni pi’ quantu custò l’ultimo film. Faciemulu nuatri u film giò…“Guerra e pace”, prima faciemu a guerra e poi a paaaci, ahahah.)- Rose : War with you is short like Gulf war! my mother was right…(Ma quali guerra, a guerra cu ‘ttìa dura 5 minuti! me’ matri aveva raggiuni…)
Il palemmitano a Londra...
Sveglia- Paul : Darling your hairy legs sting mine all night long!(Giò ma chi hai i spuntuna nte ‘ammi, mi ciunnasti tuttu sta notte!)- Rose : My night was worst…with my eyes barred, while you were snoring like King Kong!(Almeno tu durmisti Pavolo…io fici a nuttata cu ttìa cà ranfuliavi tipo Kinghi Konghi!) Colazione- Paul : Rooose, this coffee taste like water octopus !(Rooosa, stu cafè pari acqua ‘i purpu !)- Rose : Shut up, you’re octopus, with your tentacles under the sheets...(Ma zittuti, cà l’unicu purpu ‘ccà si tù, quannu t’infili ‘nto liettu…) Lavoro- Boss : Mr Brokepussy is impossible, also this morning you’re late…(Signo’ Fecarotta è mai possibile, pure stamattina in ritardo…)- Paul : Sorry boss, my stupid wife found our home where Jesus lost his socks!(Avi raggiuni capo, ma è culpa mìa si dda cosa ‘nutili i me mugghieri truvò a casa unni persi i quasietti u Signuri?)- Boss : “His shoes”, Mr Brokepussy…(Si dice “unni persi i scarpi”, Fecaro’…)- Paul : Noo right, Jesus before lost his shoes, and then his socks, at my home!(Noo, i scarpi u Signuri i persi prima, e a me’ casa persi i quasietti!) Cena- Paul : Darling, I’m very hungry tonight!(Giò haiu un pitittu ca parinu 2!)- Rose : Mmm what a surprise…Let’s go, I prepared your favourite meal for you.(E qual’è a novità…amunì Pavolo ca stasira ti fici a pasta cu furnu)- Paul : What are you saying? Ohhh it’s amazing, you’re a great cooker, my mother was fault!(Ma chi mi stai dicennu, mariiia che beeella, giò tu ta’ firi a cucinari, me’ matri aveva torto…) Dopocena- Rose : I’m boring tonight, Paul let’s go to cinema, come on…(Stasira a televisione un c’è nienti, Pavolo portami o’ cinema amunì… )- Paul : Are you crazy?! Last time was so expensive to go there. Let’s go to bed to make “War and peace” film…before we make war, and then we make love ahahah…(Ma si’ pazza?! Ancora m’abbrucianu i carni pi’ quantu custò l’ultimo film. Faciemulu nuatri u film giò…“Guerra e pace”, prima faciemu a guerra e poi a paaaci, ahahah.)- Rose : War with you is short like Gulf war! my mother was right…(Ma quali guerra, a guerra cu ‘ttìa dura 5 minuti! me’ matri aveva raggiuni…)