Take a look at my girlfriendShe's the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lotTake a jumbo cross the waterLike to see AmericaSee the girls in CaliforniaI“m hoping it“s going to come trueBut there“s not a lot I can doCould we have kippers for breakfastMummy dear, Mummy dearThey got to have “em in TexasCos everyone's a millionaireI“m a winner, I“m a sinnerDo you want my autographI“m a loser what a jokerI“m playing my jokes upon youWhile there“s nothing better to doDon“t you look at my girlfriendShe“s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lotTake a jumbo cross the waterLike to see AmericaSee the girls in CaliforniaI“m hoping it“s going to come trueBut there“s not a lot I can do.