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Horse Meat Scandal

Post n°11 pubblicato il 24 Febbraio 2013 da fgfahy
 

Sometimes the divide between laughter and weeping is very thin.

I'm sure nobody will take offence at a skit based on the current meat crisis that I've put together using slang and puns from the equestrian world in general.

Frances Fahy

Lamezia Terme

Italy

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