The Mule

Private Investigations


It’s a mystery to meThe game commencesFor the usual feePlus expensesConfidential informationIt’s in a diaryThis is my investigationIt’s not a public inquiryI go checking out the reportDigging up the dirtYou get to meet all sortsIn the line of workTreachery and treasonThere’s always an excuse for itAnd when I find the reasonI still can’t get used to itAnd what have you got at the end of the day ? What have you got to take away ? A bottle of whisky and a new set of liesBlinds on the window and a pain behind the eyesScarred for lifeNo compensationPrivate investigations