(The last laugh - from Speak up)One morning a woman takes her husband’s fishing boat out on a lake. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading a book.A game warden (guardapesca) comes along in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says:” Good morning, ma’am. What are you doing?”” Reading a book,” she replies.” You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.” I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”” Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” (devo fermarla e farle una multa)” For reading a book?” she replies.” You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her again.” I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”” Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start an any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”” If you do that, I’ll have to charge you(devo denunciarla) with sexual assault,” says the woman.” But I haven’t even touched you!” says the game warden.” That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment!”
FISHING
(The last laugh - from Speak up)One morning a woman takes her husband’s fishing boat out on a lake. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading a book.A game warden (guardapesca) comes along in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says:” Good morning, ma’am. What are you doing?”” Reading a book,” she replies.” You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.” I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”” Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” (devo fermarla e farle una multa)” For reading a book?” she replies.” You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her again.” I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”” Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start an any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”” If you do that, I’ll have to charge you(devo denunciarla) with sexual assault,” says the woman.” But I haven’t even touched you!” says the game warden.” That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment!”