Someone's boring me. I think it's me. A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health. Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on…

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again. The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. Always be nice to those younger…

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself. A minute's success pays the failure of years. There is no nonsense so errant…