Italian Wrestlemania 2007Premessa: il post č scritto in lingua Inglese, spero corretta, affinchč chiunque possa immaginare i essere realmente in un'arena per una puntata di Raw con la presentazione di superstars e divas di Lilian Garcia, i commenti ufficiali di Jim Ross e Jerry "the king" Lawler e perchč no, anche quelli italiani di Recalcati e Valenti.Buona visione immaginazione.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Rome in Italy. Tonight we are, in "Palalottomatica" for the first edition of Italian Wrestlemania.Well, first of all let me tell you this is an interbrand Show: on my right, from the U.S.A. the WWE wrestler headed by Mr. Mc Mahon himself.On my left:the home teame. Headed by Romano "mortadella" Prodi, right here, right now on this very ring the "Ulivo Centrosinistra""...hai sentito cos'ha detto er Piacione, Cris?""Assolutamente si, Ciccio! Questa sera, su questo ring, lui con la sua squadra di WWE superstas affronterŕ il team governativo di Prodi""Wuagliň, quante mazzate!"---==WWE==---The first contest is an "hair vs hair" match, the contenders: from San Antonio, Texax ,,:"the heartbrake kid" Shawn Michaels!and the opponent:from Foggia, Italy: Wladimiro "luxuria" Guadagno!
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---==WWE==---The following contest is for "one fall":from Torino, Italy: Piero "grissino" Fassino!and the opponentfrom Unknow, 7 feet, 326 pound, "the big red machine" Kane!
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---==WWE==---the challenger:from Cuneo, Italy: Livia "torcione umano" Turco;and the tag team partner:from Cuneo, Italy: Emma "aborto spointaneo" Bonino;and the opponent:from Richmond, Virginia, 5,4 feet, 124 pounds: "psycho" Mickie James!and the tag team partner:from San Bernardino, California: Victoria!
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---==WWE==---And the following contest is a "ladder" match; introducing the challenger:from Toronto (Ontario), Canada, 6 feet 5, 240 pounds: "the rated R superstar" Edge;and the opponent:from Belluno, Italy: Tommaso "č parte del tuo cognome ma č anche un augurio" Padoa-Schioppa;
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---==WWE==---Now, Ladies an Gentlemen, for the "Master Lock Challenge":from Los Angeles, California, 6 feet 4, 275 pounds: "the Masterpiece" Chris Masters!and introducing the challenger:from Milano, Italy: Fausto "hasta Cuba, compagni dei campi e delle officine" Bertinotti!
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---==WWE==---And the followig contest is an "only submission" match:from Napoli, Italy: Francesco Saverio "ora scendo in piazza e manifesto contro..." Caruso!and the opponent:from Pittsbourg, Pensilvania: Kurt Angle;
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---==WWE==---And the followig contest is for "one fall",the US Title is on the line;introducing the challenger:from Benevento, Italy: Clemente "1, 2, 3 libero per tutti" Mastella;and the U.S. Champion:from Atlanta, Georgia, 5 feet 11, 22 pounds: "the Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit;
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---==WWE==---the Intercontinantal championship is on the line;introducing the challenger:from Venezia, Italy: Luca "ciccio pasticcio disobbedisco" Casarini!and the intercontinental Champion:from the isle of Samoa, 6 feet 4, 348 pounds: "the Samoan Buldozer" Umaga!
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---==WWE==---The following contest is an "handicap" match:from Milano, Italy: Vittorio Emanuele "non siamo noi i violenti ma č tutta colpa della Polizia, anche a Genova" Agnoletto;and the opponents:from Victoria, Texas, 6 feet 2, 252 pounds: "the Texas rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin!and from Harlem, New York, 6 feet 9, 487 pounds: "the largest love machine" Viscera!
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---==WWE==---The following contest is a "buried alive" matchfrom Death Valley, 6 feet 10 1/2, 305 pounds: the Undertaker!and the opponent:from Roma, Italy: Massimo "baffetto sospetto" D'Alema!
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---==WWE==---the next contest is an "handicap tag team texas tornado" match:from Roma, Italy: Francesco "m'ama, non m'ama" Rutelli!and the tag team partner:from Roma, Italy: Walter "the people's major" Veltroni!and introducing the opponents:"Oh my God, J. R., tell me it's true, tell me it' damned true". "I can't believe in my eyes, man! It's back!"the Evolution!"J. R. the Evolution is back again! This is the happiest day of my life!"from Greenwich Connetticut, 6 feet 4, 260 pounds: "the Game" Triple H!andfrom Washington, D. C., 6 feet 5, 290 pounds: the WWE Heavyweight Champion, "the Animal" Batista!and from Charlotte, North Carolina, 6 feet 1, 243 pounds Ric "whoooo" Flair!andfrom St. Louis, Missouri, 6 feet 4, 245 pounds: "the legend killer" Randy Orton!
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---==WWE==---And now, Ladies and Gentlrmen, for the Main Event, I' m glad to present a "special guest refree hell in a cell" match. WWE title is on the line, right here, right now, in this very ring!Introducing the challenger:from Bologna, Italy: "the premier" Romano "mortadella" Prodi!and the WWE Champion:from West Newbury, Massachusset, 6 feet 1, 240 pounds: "the docror of thuganomics" John Cena!and the special guest referee of the contest:from Milano, Italy: Silvio "... mi consenta" Berlusconi!
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(special guest referee)And the following contest is a "no DQ" match, And the fllowing contest is a "bra & panties" tag team match: