Tom Waits-Jack and Neal
Jack was sittin' poker faced with bullets backed with bitches
Neal hunched at the wheel, puttin' everyone in stitches
Braggin' 'bout some nurse he screwed while drivin' through Nebraska
And when she came she honked the horn
and Neal just barely missed a truck
And then he asked her if she'd like that the Californy
You see, a red head in a uniform will always get you horny
Yeah, and with her hairnet and those white shoes and name tag and a hat
She drove like Andy Granatelli and knew how to fix a flat
And Jack was almost at the bottom of his MD2020
Neal was yellin' out the window, tryin' to buy some bennies
From a Lincoln full of Mexicans, and the left rear tire blowed
And the sons of bitches pretty near almost ran us off the road
And while the nurse had sppilled the Manshewitz all up and down her dress
And then she lit the map on fire, Neal just had to guess
Should we try and find a bootlerg route or a fillin' station open
The nurse was dumpin' out her purse and lookin' for an envelope
And Jack was out of cigarettyes, and as we crossed the yellow line
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