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Post n°9 pubblicato il 21 Novembre 2006 da totem63
Two Cows
Socialism You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Communism You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.Totalitarianism You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.Nazism You have two cows. The government takes both and then shoots you. Bureaucracy You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.Anarchism You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. American You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.corporation French You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.corporation Japanese You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.corporation German corporation You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.British You have two cows. Both are mad. You try to sell them in Europe.corporation Italian You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.corporation Russian You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.corporation Swiss You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.corporation Chinese You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.corporation Indian You have two cows. You worship them until they drop dead. corporation |
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Però è carina e la dice lunga..su tutti e due.
Inviato da: acetosella5
il 04/11/2008 alle 14:16
mi sa che non è solo una vignetta
Inviato da: kristalle
il 09/10/2008 alle 22:12
hum.. mi sa che la conosciamo in tante
Inviato da: scilla5
il 09/10/2008 alle 14:27
Mi sembra di conoscere questa vignetta. Mi sbaglio???...
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Brutta storia. Negli US c'e' la cultura...
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