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Post n°1003 pubblicato il 06 Maggio 2014 da andrea7770

In piena stagione, un ristoratore di Viareggio viene abbandonato dal cuoco e si mette a cercarne un altro, d'urgenza.
Ma siamo in alta stagione e non se ne trovano.
Poi si presenta uno, ma è un cinese, col codino, gli occhialoni, i denti in fuori...
L'oste lo guarda e scuote la testa.
- No, non posso, qui vogliono la cucina locale.
E il cinese: - Ma io so fale tutta cucina toscana, libollita, fiolentina, tutto, tutto
- Mah - fa l'oste, dubbioso - i miei clienti poi vengono i cucina e parlano col cuoco...
- Oh, ma io parlale benissimo italiano, io abituato.
- Eh, ma bisogna sapere anche le cose di cultura, i poeti...
- Io studiato poeti, Nel mezzo del cammin di nostla vita... Chiale flesche dolci acquje... I ciplessi che Bolgheli... Tutto conosce!
- Ma bisogna anche sapere cose più popolari. I proverbi...
- Conosce, conosce plovelbi. Tu dile uno e vede che io so!.
- Tanto va la gatta al lardo...
E il cinese: - ... che ci lascia lo zampino.... sapele, sapele...
-Il diavolo fa le pentole...
- Ma non i copelchi.
Oste: - La gatta frettolosa ...
- Fatto gattini ciechi...
Oste: -- Can che abbaia...
Cinese: - ... poco cotto!

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