Tramonti e Albe

The Bellissim Story of Cappuccett Red

( Only for chi conosc english very well)
 

One mattin her mamman dissed: "Dear Cappuccett Red, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very,but very cattiv! And torn Prest! Good luck and in bocc at the lup!"
 
Cappuccett didn't capisc very well this ultim fras but went away , da Sol, with the cest.
 
Cammining and cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a certen point she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi, piccula pizz'e girl! Ndov do you go?"
 
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but full of un Sacc of chocolate, biscots and panettons, per, mel, moreand mirtills." she dissed.
 
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella ( maybe a common expression like: what a cul!!) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv coming out of his bocc." And so the lup dissed: "Beh, I dev andar because the telefonin squill, sorry."
 
And the lup went away, but no tant away: he went to the nonn's house.
 
Cappuccett Red, who was very, but very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest, qualcvolt she stopped to annus a flower and parl with a leprot.
 
The lup arrived at the nonn's house, suoned the campanel, entered and after salňuting the nonn magned her in un sol boccon. Then after sputing her dentier and okkialon, he indossed her ridicul night berret and fikked himself into her let.
 
When Capppuccett Red came to the nonn's house, she suoned the campanel and entered.
 
When that stupid and lent girl saw the nonn ( the fint nonn because it was the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?"
 
And the nonn lup : "oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics"
 
"Oh, poor nonn!" said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid I think, wasn't she?) than she dissed: "But what big okks you have , do you bisogn some collir"
 
"Oh, no, thank dear (stupid) Cappuccett, It is to see you and your little cest better, my little girl" dissed the nonn-lup
 
Then Cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm, dissed: "But what big orekks you have, do you have orekkions?"
 
And the nonn lup: "Oh no, it is to ascolt you better"
 
And Cappuccett (sempr more rincoglionit) said: "But what big dents you have"
 
And the lup who was un poc stanc of this stupid girl said: "It is to magn you and your cest better!!" and in un batter of okk he magned tot quant.
 
But out of the house there was a cacciator of frod un poc fikknose who sented all and said: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc val un sac of solds!"
And so, spinted only for compassion for the little girl, he butted all his selvaggin he had cacced before, imbracced the fucil, entered and killed the lup. He opened its panz (being very attent not to rovin its pellicc) and tired out of the panz the nonn ancor viv but senz dentier, and the rincoglionit Cappuccett who had capit nothing.
 
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and lived honestly for the rest of his life with a sac of solds. The nonn magned a lot of leccorns from cests and bought a new dentier.
 
Everybody lived happy and content (trann the lup)